Actual text conversation today:
Mags: So Saigon at noon?
Mags: Yay. K.
Me: I love you but you can be hilariously hypercritical so I have to preface our lunch with the following:
1. I spilled coffee on my original outfit for today. It was a cute one.
2. I was running late so I threw on the first thing I grabbed in my closet.
3. Yes I know my bra is sorta showing thru my dress and the skirt is a little short for work.
4. The humidity killed my hair today.
5. I am hangry so let's just eat.
I was planning on not talking today. Lol
I spilled coffee on my black shirt 3 days ago. Still wearing it.
Me: Soul effing mates.
|LOVE this girl!|