I have been self-destructive lately...pretty much ever since I returned from Florida (which was AMAZING).
|I LOVE the beach. Maybe more than I love paper towels. |
And y'all know how I feel about my Bounty.
Late nights - even when I have work the next day.
|This was 3 AM - my sassy face never tires.|
Countless drinks (but no drunk driving - that's never cool).
Approximately seven hundred Red Bulls.
THIS is how I have been "keeping" my house for the last two weeks.
What. The. Actual. Crap?
So last night, after an INSANE weekend, I decided I'd had enough. Time to right the world again.
And the people said AMEN.
Don't worry - I'm sure it won't last. Nothing gold can stay, am I right? Plus, I have the next FOUR DAYS off work - there's plenty of damage to be done. Y'all are on notice.